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sydmarchmallow:

dethcabforbooty:

I was trying to listen music in class but i forgot to plug in my headphones and the volume was really high and i accidentally clicked on my night vale podcast and really loud it said RABBITS ARE NOT WHAT THEY SEEM

once in class someone texted me and my ring tone was “FRENCH REVOLUTION” from les mis and my teacher thought i was trying to incite rebellion against his philosophy class

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pornstarbucks:

younevershineifyouneverburn:

froslasss:

sucysucyfivedolla:

sucysucyfivedolla:

hi-sweet-tea:

terra-butt:

*makes spongebob references during sex*

You better hurry up because i’m already halfway there….halfway there….halfway there…

the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles

we just need to plug up all these holes

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are you feeling it now mr.krabs

Bring it around town

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